We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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