these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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