How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just googled if crying burns calories
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
