Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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