i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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