It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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