I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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