So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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