you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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