just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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