i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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