I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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