Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
