Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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