we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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