hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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