champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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