I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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