is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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