I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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