With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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