I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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