He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I can't put those talents on a resume
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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