i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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