meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Please don't give away my fajitas
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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