I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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