Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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