So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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