YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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