Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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