then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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