Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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