the new term for farting is butt boxing.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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