I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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