i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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