i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
