This is the prime rib incident all over again
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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