I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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