I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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