it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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