quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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