But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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