he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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