I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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