"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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