So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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