i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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