I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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