I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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