Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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