your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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